he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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