Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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