I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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