Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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