Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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