what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I just blew my weed a kiss
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize