we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
