I want to stick my p in your. b.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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