Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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