...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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