Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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