so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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