dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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