You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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