I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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