i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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