if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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