i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Who died my cat blue again?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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