Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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