It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
