Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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