Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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