Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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