Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
