i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
