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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  those are such fre$h shoes

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  going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign

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• (512): View more from Texas

  watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.

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• (831): View more from California

  high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits

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• (516): View more from New York

  I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles

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