NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I am mentally ready for anal.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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