There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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