we're blogging at a bar
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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