that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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