he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
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