I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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