And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Randomize
