So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
