you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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