He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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