if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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