my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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