Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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