This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
we should paint friendship bongs
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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