oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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