have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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