question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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