Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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