i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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