I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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