I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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