I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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