God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Randomize
