So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Two words: blizzard sex
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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