you mean i was at the winter classic?
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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