Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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