We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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