she was so not down for the gang bang
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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