Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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